Wow..so..nobody is going to read this

But what the hell right? Ok, so this is my first blog..and I feel like an idiot right now because for at least the next week, I'm not going to be able to figure out how to like..add people to the list of people who can read your blog. Clearly I am the savviest of technogeeks. I hate that there is a spell check function (I just discovered this since technogeeks is apparently not a word). I figure, if you cant spell, then you probably shouldn't be writing a fucking blog.

Let's see, what can I do to flesh this out. I suppose I can add a fun picture that is really really loosely related through like..five jumps of logic to what im writing right now..ok I need a minute to free associate...

ok, so it's been like..five minutes and free association is really hard to do on your own. Also, since I just bitched about weird seemingly unrelated blog photos, i'll save you all the trouble of having to try and pick apart the convoluted path of my genius mind.. ok
so for those of you who dont know what free association is
(aka those of you who are retarded)
you start with a word, any old word. Let's sayyyy .....spell, since after all, what you are reading right now is like..a cliff's notes of my current thoughts as I try and pinpoint the perfect image to pop my blog's cherry with..that's gross...

I've decided to never use the phrase "pop [insert noun]'s cherry" ever again..from now..

ok
word
ummm...ok, lets do cherry
fairy
trashy
mashed potatoes
finger paint
sausage
cart
grocery store
frozen spinach
freezer
wart removal
ah...looks like we've found the picture topic! and now you'll be able to come up with random shit by yourself too!
wow, my blog is going to change your life..